vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

forthedisneylove:

forthedisneylove:

I’m a starbucks and this cute guy is smiling at me

it’s a good day

nope nevermind there’s a pen mark in my face

-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

vvorldwideweb:

inakahyuuga:

liberteabel:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

Then paper written fanfiction would be quite hilarious.

everything you wrote would become a howler